The Series Finale

Like with anything, it’s hard to say goodbye to something you love, especially something that has been with you for a very long time.

In this post, we will be saying goodbye to The Office.

Warning: Spoilers ahead.

The series finale was aired in two parts. “A.A.R.M,” and “Finale” which aired as two consecutive episodes, ending season 9.

We knew that Pam and Jim were having some relationship issues, but they all came to a head in the second to last episode of the series. Jim was quick on his feet, however, making a video to show his love for Pam.

Jim also made sure Dwight had the best wedding ever, showing that he truly loved him as a friend and a brother, although at times they were at each other’s throats, they came together in the end to make one of the most emotional episodes of all time.

Dwight and Angela finally got together. Geez, we’d been waiting forever for that!

There was even a surprise visit from a familiar face. But the moment was gone as soon as it arrived when he said his signature line.

And lastly, Andy warmed all of our hearts with his final quote:

Yes, we are sad to see the office go, however, we can take away a plethora of life lessons and heartfelt moment that will stay with us forever. Thank you, Dunder Mifflin. It has been a ride.

Freshman Roommate Problems

Written by: Chonce x

1. The Roommate Selection Process

You’ll probably be thinking, “This is stressful.” You go through tons of profiles until you find one that is a good match or so you think so. I mean, who knows? you lied about your taste in music. You know you love One Direction…but don’t feel bad, because you’re in for a whole world of surprises.

2. Meeting Your New Roommate 

The act of greeting someone on move in day is to basically say “Hey I just met you, and this is crazy, but here’re my belongings, don’t steal them maybe?”

This also involves getting to know their personality as well — finding things you have in common, etc. But most of all, it is a time of trying to ease the unavoidable awkwardness.

 The third step is….DRUM ROLL PLEASE….

3. Now it’s time to start adjusting to new life on campus, and discovering a new world with your new buddy.

Even though you’ve only known each other for a couple of hours, you stick together because it’s always better to have someone by your side during one of life’s most daunting transitions. 

4. Things like helping each other study and giving each other life advice, are some of the activities you might take part in with your new roommate. This is all part of the process of getting to know them, and letting them get to know you.

5. Getting to know your roommate can be an awesome experience, you get to know the person you’re living with and you might even make a life-long friend. There are however the possibility of complications, especially if you are in a really tight space such as a traditional style dorm.

6. Everyone goes through at least one bad rooming experience, and I know, sometimes it’s not easy. You might have a roommate who— at first — is awesome, sure, they can do no wrong in your eyes.

You might instantly become best friends with them and naturally you’ll click.

7. Soon, however, small things might start to bother you until you are driven to anger. Like dirty dishes, or dirty laundry, them stealing your food…

I know from experience: Dealing with a dirty or negligent roommate can be extremely hard.

8. But, no matter how much they might annoy you, they’ll always be that one person — the one that stood by your side, carried you through, watched your back — all while you  embraced the strange new world known as college.

The Different People You’ll Be in College

1. Ryan

To be cool, is what you will first want…to fit in, to conform to all the different expectations of the college culture — these are all things you are going to see transform you within the first couple months of your college career, until of course you find yourself.

2. Jim

You will start to transform into yourself, what you will be for the rest of your life. You will slowly become more comfortable in your skin. You will soon realize that some of the people you meet are completely crazy, and not your cup of tea, and that some are worth keeping around.

3. Dwight

Now, you are completely comfortable with yourself. You don’t care if people think you’re weird. You like what you like, and do what you do, and you simply don’t care what others think about you.

4. Stanley

By now, you are a senior, and you really are just in it for the credits, because you know graduation is around the corner. So just sit back, and work on your crossword puzzles. You made it.

 

Game Day According to Dunder Mifflin

Paper companies know all about sports…so…here’s Gameday as described by Dunder Mifflin.

There will always be that guy who tweets at 5:00 a.m. on a Saturday, saying, “WAKE UP, IT’S GAME DAY!”

And you can’t forget all the pledges that dress up for Game Day, even when it’s 100 degrees outside, and get way too drunk to play the part of classy business class functioning person of society, giving all their brothers a bad name.

The funny thing is, they’re all wearing and doing the same thing…which is not good for their future representation for jobs, I would assume.

Hey, I’m not trying to hate on greeks. But…they’re the life of the Game Day Party. Football games would never be as hype without them, and for that, we are grateful.

The student section can get…crazy…at times.

For pre-game festivities, the barbecues are the perfect way to meet some new….interesting….people on your school’s quad…

Pro tip: The best atmospheres are in the southeast!

In the end, you’ll have the time of your life.

To the point you won’t want to leave, awaiting the next weekend.

“Later Guys.”

 

 

College: The Dunder Mifflin of Education

Some of you might be thinking, “What am I going to do with my life? Where is my future headed?” Well, you don’t have to look any further. As a freshman at the University of Alabama in 2014-2015, I know a thing or two about college life, and how to survive your first year.

On this post, however, I wanted to go through the 5 different types of people you’ll meet….using  The Office characters, of course!

 1. The Andy

Frankly, this person might just kiss up to you in order to make a friend, or they could be completely evil, and their niceness might be fake, or…they could be the best thing that’s ever happened to you. But, them being the Pam to your Jim is only one of the options. Most likely, they are your Andy. Pre-Regional Manager Andy at that.

If you are planning to go to college, just graduated high school, don’t know what to expect, the first thing to find is a friend. Someone who will stand by you for the entirety of your four years (or more if you want a masters or attend med school). But, don’t jump at the first person who talks to you at orientation. Because there is a 98% chance they are looking for the exact same thing as you.

When push comes to shove, they soon will find more friends, leaving their orientation buddy in the dust. Sure you’ll exchange friendly glances when you see them on campus, but eventually, you will notice that out of your desperation, you jumped at the first thing that was loyal without any forethought.

Now, moving on to the other side of things…your orientation buddy could become your best friend, in which case you should keep them close, no matter what.

2. The Kelly

This person is way too over excited for the whole “college experience.” They are too dumb to realize that they are in for a real surprise. They are the ones signing up for every club at the get on board events, and have no idea that their course load will be taking up most of their time, and they will have no time for anything they signed up for. Also, they genuinely seem to like the dining hall food.

3. The Pam

America’s sweetheart. They can do wrong. This girl is the girl who is perfect for you. You know you are in love from the moment you see her (calm down Jims of the world, you’re not alone). The truth is, everyone wants her to make their copies, even though they can use a copier just fine, and no, they would never leave her at a high school hockey game.

The truth of the matter is, she might seem cute and sweet and perfect, but in reality, she is in no place to date, or a place to maintain a romantic relationship, because she has her boyfriend back home that she’s still in love with. But we all know what happens to Pam and Roy, right? Just wait it out, Jim’s of the world, she’ll come around…probably near the beginning of your senior year, but you will find through your experiences that she is worth the wait. You just have to see it, and be willing to wait.

4. The Jim

Give it time. You’ll find friends. I remember my freshman year, I sat in my dorm every day after class for a month watching One Tree Hill until I found I had failed a lot of assignments and didn’t want to screw up my future…anyway that’s not the point. The Jim is your bro, your wingman, the guy that will hang with you, push you to make better grades, and eventually become your brother for life. You would do anything for him (or her for ladies that are reading).

You two will be causing trouble up in all the college raves and football games and everything that happens in the next four years of your life. A close friend is essential. Even though you won’t see each other over breaks, and might fight sometimes, the Jim will be by your side…always. No matter how much havoc you wreak.

5. The Michael 

Last but most certainly not least, the Michael. Your first professor. This professor is probably one who teaches a butt load of freshman courses, and their goal is to be more funny than more insightful…face it, they’ve been using the same powerpoint slides for the past 19 years. They basically have job immunity.

You might find him/her annoying, or offensive, or just boring, but in the end, you will appreciate them for making your segue into a new world better. They will be your favorite teacher ever, and you might even go to them for advice long after you have been enrolled in their class.

Long story short, no matter how bad you think they are, they will make your first couple of freshman classes manageable and possibly fun. Although you might hate it while it’s happening, you could possibly tear up the day you part, because you know in your head, that they had your best interests at heart.

I leave You With This: 

The transition from high school to college can be hard. The journey can be long and stiff, and it might not be the best experience you ever have, but you will get through it. Don’t worry, the good times and the fun will eventually come. It just needs a little stimulation on your part.